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Sunday, August 29
A sneak peek into my Gaali Vocab
Ø Baarish mein tapke kutte/ billi!
Ø Ruki ghadi ki sui!
Ø Namak wali kheer!
Ø Jale hue halwe!
Ø Toote dil ki yaad!
Ø Khaye hui chicken ki taang!
Ø Rakhi sawant ke acquired assets! :P
Ø Choosa hua aam!
Ø Raaste ka pathhar!
Ø Kati patang!
Ø Kutte ki poonchh!
Ø Gadhe ke seengh!
Ø Phate hue tissue paper!
Ø Onion peels!
Ø Crushed Aluminum foil
Ø Kisi uncle ki denture!
Ø Indian Railway ki toilet seat!
Ø Phate hue dhol!
Ø Flop film.
Ø Chhed wali paani ki bottle
Ø Loose elastic ka pyjama!
Ø Paida hoke gawaya!
Ø Condom company ki complaint!
Ø Bina magzine ki pistol
Ø Bina paani ki tooti!
Ø Sadak ke gaddhhe!
Ø Daya ka toda hua darwaza!
Ø Tooti bolt!
Ø Dhoodh ke fatele hisse!
Ø Unchargable simcard!
Ø Bina genie ka chirag!
Ø Daaru ki khali bottle!
Ø Toothbrush ki last bristle!
Ø Tooti sandle ki heel.
Ø Lipstic ki khaali tube.
Ø Ek horn ki maar! (I use it for our watchman)
Ø Ek thappad ki maar.
Ø Ek foonk ki maar.
Ø Tube ka starter!
Ø Pankhe ka holder
Ø Chawwanni.
Ø Doomsday ka fuse!
Ø Gastronomical Jwaarbhata
P.S last two are taken from Motumaster track of movie Udaan
P.S. Any additions are more than welcome :)
Thursday, July 1
No to Networking

Monday, June 21
Indian Traffic Scenario and Women Drivers
Talk about auto-wallas, I have read the metro people complaining about them all over the Internet.

Funniest scene on Indian roads is when the road is less wide and there are two cars coming from the opposite directions, both driven by ladies. Remember the childhood tale '2 foolish goats which got struck on a narrow bridge'? Yeah that is replayed every time when two women drivers cross each other on a narrow road. Hilarious.
Ever seen a woman trying to park on the roadside in between two cars? You bet you haven't laughed your lungs out. :D
Wednesday, June 16
Tagged!



#6 My yin-yang ear rings :D
#7 Maybelline Nail paints :D 
#8 My purple and other pure cotton kurtas :D Beating the heat 
#9 My Favorite sneakers :D Check out how dirty they are :D
Please feel free to take up if you want to do it :D
Friday, May 14
Change is the Only Constant
'People change, and forget to tell.'
Change is the only constant. Weathers change, times change, situations change. Change is the law of nature. Normal is boring. Each one of us needs a change in the course of time. Then why are PEOPLE excepted to not change? They are a portion of this Universe which is meant to change.
The world is like that as they say. One fine day, you wake up and realize that people close to you have changed. They are not as they used to be. It hurts inside. Doesn't it? Is that because of the expectations you have out of them? Probably yes.
Everyday, we meet new people. Life goes on. Some people stay, some leave. Of those, we chose the people who should stay and who should leave. There are times, when people we want to stay, leave. Also, there are times, when people we wanted to leave, stay.
It a circle. its the same for others. Some people want us to stay and some want us to leave. We choose to leave some, we stay with others.
Before you tell someone that they have changed, for one second consider. Question yourself. Are you the same for them? Haven't you changed a bit?
Every one a justification for the change they have brought in themselves. But when it comes to others, it gets in-digestible. Why do we expect others to remain the same for us if we have changed ourselves to them?
Not fair.

When people change, they grow up. They outgrow somethings and develop other things.
You may be a part of their world and may not be. Just like, you leave people behind.
I am not perfect. I hurt people. People hurt me too. But I grow up. Everyone does grow up. This could hurt initially, but we become used to it eventually.
Let people change. It is always for good.
Smile and Move On.


Saturday, April 17
Battle of Sexes? Not My Cup of Tea
Arguing on Boys are better or Girls are better. Boys can do a lot of things which girls can not do like removing their shirt and urinating in public places which Girls can not.
Girls have their idea of the story that they can bring life to planet et cetra.
Who ever invented this Battle of Sexes, I say it is a very very lame idea.
Nature created Man and Woman to compliment each other, not to substitute each other. Had substitution be the motive, there had been only one of the either existing.
Not just literally, that is, to reproduce, but on the whole.
Nature has made them different, so they are meant to be different. You can not compare an elephant and a lion (see, I dint use Dog or Ass- it proves my intentions are not otherwise sarcastic), like wise you can not compare a Man and a Woman.
Men and Women are biologically, physically, mentally, psychologically different make ups. Men are made to think in a different way than Women.
I know Men who are very conscious about their looks and I know Women who are tech savvy.
I know Men who really are Dumb and I know Women who are Witty.
I know Men who love shopping and I know Women who love playing Video Games.
If you want to tag those guys or girls as losers; please navigate from this space.
Numerous things like that can be listed down here. But my whole point is 'why compare them when they are not meant to be compared?'
I believe more than being a Man or a Woman, we are Human and we should act like that. There are other things for entertainment.
P.S. My dear future husband, If you believe in Battle of Sexes, I am not going to marry you.

Saturday, March 20
Moving on
Lol.. With the first line, I guess by now you all must have made out, The Richa is back. I guessed so. :)
There have been things in my life that transformed me into a complete different person. I did sulk and crib. Might have showed to some people and might not to many.
But the truth spoken or unspoken remains the same. Yeah, I am not an emotion-proof person. Things do affect me.
And what it was, I am glad it is over now. Full and final. I tried very hard to settle for something that wasn’t worth me. But no more. Now I know certainly what I do NOT want.
I am looking forward to a new beginning. And this time, I am sure I am not at any cost, going to settle for something sub standard.
Now I guess I am a stronger person *sigh* also vulnerability has set in somewhere making me a near human as compared to before *evil grin*
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