Redefining Abstractions: I hate Milk!!

Friday, September 11

I hate Milk!!

at 12:05 pm

I hate milk. Absolutely.
And I love that Jingle form our childhood that says "Piyo glass full dhoodh". But that doesnt make me not puke pver the sight of it..
I know, many of you would say, it is very essential, it is a complete diet, being a woman you need to drink milk, it is a source of calcium and blah blah..
But excuse me. I am not taking any of those.
I HATE MILK. Yes.
I have hated milk ever since I can recall.. I was made to drink milk when I was young. My mom has used every possible flavor and every possible method to fool me and make me drink milk. But no. No More. I HATE MILK.
People who coincide with this disliking of mine, lets form a club where we can discuss the ways to avoid milk and invent new excuses :D
And people who like Milk, please you can come back some other time.
And those who Love Milk, Sorry. I guess we had companionship till today only.
Yes. I am irritated. very much. Only because of milk. Because, I Hate Milk.

23 Obiter Dicta (Comment here):

Amit said...: interesting:); 11 September 2009 at 2:16 pm
Arjun said...: hehe.. okays....

I dont like, love or hate milk... Wat wld u do with me???

Pls reply after ur irritation sets down.. hehe :P

Cheers..!!
Arjun; 11 September 2009 at 3:40 pm
Dhanya said...: But but Richa... Dhanya likes milk! :( With Bournvita or Horlicks! :(

Is this the end of our relationship?

*Heart breaks*; 11 September 2009 at 5:12 pm
Dhanya said...: Doodh mein dalo thoda ice, doodh ban gaya very nice :D :D

I LOVE that jingle too!!! :); 11 September 2009 at 5:13 pm
Netika Lumb said...: :(
I love milk.. And neither am I going to stop following your blog nor am I allowing you to throw me outa your FB list..

Trust me most of your friends won't dare to reply on this post.. Itne dhamkane wale post honge to even friends will get scared. :P; 11 September 2009 at 8:40 pm
Rià said...: ok...i now know that u hate milk!!i hope ur in-laws never ask u to hav milk. :P; 11 September 2009 at 9:29 pm
bondgal_rulz said...: YAYIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Another milk hater!!! Hi 5!!! :D :D

MILK - Most Irritating Liquid for Kids(and adults) :D :D; 11 September 2009 at 9:43 pm
Akanksha said...: I used to think that I HATE MILK more than anyone else ever can. :(
But after reading this,I think I'll join hands with you! Afterall Dushman ka Dushman Dost hee hota hai;)

I hate milk!; 11 September 2009 at 10:47 pm
Akanksha said...: Oops, forgot to mention, started another blog!
http://shaadi-mania.blogspot.com

Chk it out!; 11 September 2009 at 10:50 pm
Preeti said...: duddu gal :):):) you are remaned from richa to duddu gal in my phone :):)
cheers babe....; 12 September 2009 at 8:57 am
Kunjal said...: even I am not a fan of milk but yes now I have started taking it.How- ever still I make it a point to drink freshly bolied milk.
I suggest you can take milk alternatives like curd, lassi, cheese and my personal fav ice-creams:); 12 September 2009 at 12:36 pm
riddhiculous said...: YAY..... I HATE MILK TOooo but my washbasin, toilet or the pups near my homw love it.. :P
At times my brother drinks it for a dairymilk...
Hot milk is a complete disaster... shakes are still tolerable...
It stinks.. the very sight makes me feel all eeewwww... glad that there is someone else as well who hates it..
And I love the jingle tooo doodh doodh doodh doooooooodh.... garmi mein daalo doodh mein ice...:P; 15 September 2009 at 10:46 pm
Pranav Kumar V said...: SHOO!! all you milk haters!! I LOOOOOOVE MILK!! Anytime, anywhere, any form!! I just scoop off the skim, if any, otherwise no issues!! I can't start my day without a glass of Bournvita!! kyon ki doodh jo hota hai na... slurp slurp slurp!! I still steal my brother's share, sometimes my cousins'... Its too good I say!! :)

maybe you're all talking of plain milk or some damn protien milk or horlicks!! Eww!! Bournvita is the way to go people!! :D

Cheers to a glass of Bournvita everyday... :D

See you when I see you... :D; 16 September 2009 at 6:34 am
ani_aset said...: oh my god its ok :) i love milk..dont hate me please :D; 17 September 2009 at 4:20 pm
djd said...: even i hate milk :S
i have my coffee without them; 19 September 2009 at 4:36 pm
SAURABH AGGARWAL said...: i dont know i like or hate milk but i surly live Cofee...; 22 September 2009 at 4:02 pm
Enchanted Sophie said...: Ye good jingle and ad as well!; 24 September 2009 at 1:53 am
Zahid said...: Well, Count me in the club !!!
I hate milk like anything.... not only milk but also curd and lassi and everything associated with it.

I once joined a community I hate CURD and one month later that community got deleted. The one thing i presumed was that it was reported spam by milk lovers, our enemies !!!

The best excuse so far is that I'm allergic to it :|); 3 October 2009 at 12:19 am
divsi said...: me too........:)
i hate milk too n luv that jingle...doodh doodh!:) it was sung by kunal ganjawala not many kno:P; 7 October 2009 at 12:50 pm
divsi said...: if u hav a younger sibling force them oops torture them or threaten them to gulp yr share tooo:P; 7 October 2009 at 12:51 pm
sanely insane said...: bechaare doodh ne tumse dushmani leke badi galti kar di :P; 24 October 2009 at 3:14 pm
Toon Indian said...: nice blog..btw milk is kinda good :D; 5 November 2009 at 5:05 pm
99% Bachelor said...: Hahahaha doodh..

I think nobody loves doodh...
but its our necessity to take milk in this organic food era!

So keep hate doodh but for fit and fine keep drinking doodh!

:)
Local Guy; 30 November 2009 at 11:37 pm