Saturday, April 4
Anecdote Platter: The Shopping Exult
The platter this time has only one dish, but it is spicy and sweet simultaneously.
It was yet another luncheon appointment of "the gang" at our Fave Restaurant (read: adda) "My Kind of Place"- MKoP for short.
-Good place, very good food and gooder ambiance.
As always, I were late, rather the last one to show up. And as always, I attracted the attention of people. Not because I am pretty good- looking or something, but for the melodious "knock- knock" composed by my heels on the wooden flooring of the place ;)
As I approached towards our usual table, to my surprise, it stood alone right in its place- sad, and none from the "Superb 7" was apparent.
Then I caught a glimpse of Vanshika waving at me from the far end corner table, on the round, Rest 5 were there too.
I were all set for the bombardment of taunts (oye tera ghar to saamne hi hai fir bhi jaldi nahi aa sakti?? or late nahi aayegi to apni importance kaise show karegi??? n blah blah blah...)
But to another surprise, none of them dint even say a word.. Just kept on giving mischievous smiles..they all had a kind of sarcastic look on their faces..
Amused me!!!!!
I guess now is the time for succinct intro of the "Superb 7 Gang". Waise to we say "chun chun k ikkathhe kiye gaye hain hum log" (in Dharam paaji's diction).
It goes Alphabetically:
Aakash- the naughtiest, the liarest (my personal contribution to the language, not yet communicated to the Oxford);
Karan- over confident, the source of pathetic jokes;
Kunal- the (dunno how come) sweetest, subdued;
Manan- argumentative, hyper-logical (to an irritating extent),
I - the silent but tingy-est;
Sakshi - (read: the b***h);
Vanshika- the topper, illogical;
Moving on with the narration,
So this causticity on their faces, left me with a perplexed expression..
I were unable to get the reason behind their naught smiles and suppressed giggling within themselves..
I: WHAT??
Rest: khee khee khee khee (tittering)
I again: "WHAT IS IT??"
Rest: again sniggering
I: Temme wat is it??
Karan: Just turn around..
I: (still confused -read kaan-fused) Y?
Aakash: Turn Around..
Astonished, I turned around, still my mind trying to figure out the reason for their unusual behaviour.
I caught a glimpse of a guy and a gal (say couple) at the table right at my back. The guy smiled at me. I too returned a casual smile n turned back to face the gang.. My concentration still at the puzzle..
I were still literally unable to logic their comportment.
Then it struck to me... As if the missing piece of the jigsaw puzzle apparated in my grip out of thin air..
All what I cud utter was: "Ye to bhaiya hai!!!!!!" (read: cousin elder bro & NOT in the context of natives of UP or Bihar)
I turned back and waved HI!! and winked ;) at him..
He too smiled back.. I moved to their table..
I had not seen or met or even had a faint idea who that girl was, but I must say.. She looked like a Damsel from those fairy tales.. Ravishing, deep eyes, sleek features, complexion comparable to Snow white..
Then Bro formally introduced us.. "Guriya (this is how my family addresses me, no matter I'll be turning 25 this monsoon, but still I m a li'l doll for them, I love it this way :) ), meet Sweeeeety,
n Sweeeeety, this is my cute li'l sis -Guriya- I told u about her.."
She too smiled (as sweeeetly as her name) at me in response of my devilish smile at her and Bro..
He was caught red handed... And the lunch for the gang got sponsored ;) hehe
The gang were eating like gluttons and I were spoiling the "date" ;D
When it had been 2 hrs of my continuous blah blah, Bro came to the point..
"Tune kya dekha???"
I: Kya???
Bro: Aaj yahan kya dekha??
I: Kuch bhi toh nahi.. I am "Amnesiac" ;D
Bro: ;D tune shopping kab karni hai????
I: ;D Kal chalen??
(I hope my readers can now relate the significance of the title to the whole narration)
Bro: ;D
Then appeared the long awaited "32 inch Khurafaati smiles" (copyrighted) (the smile we wore since childhood on accomplishment of a mission of ours.. may it be loading sand in wet hair of a bathed surdy kid next door, or entailing an elder ;D) on both our faces as i moved following bro n my "so called would be Bhabhi" pinching him hard in his belly n winking at him....
I eventually ran to my "home sweet home" literally shouting right from the main gate "MOM!!!! MOM!!!! guess who I met today!!!!!"
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20 Obiter Dicta (Comment here):
oh, wow...
not every one gets to see their bhabi like this you know?
Consider yourself lucky..
..and do consider trying to keep your mouth shut in front of mommy dearest...
hehe...
;)
** ..and do consider trying to keep your mouth shut in front of mommy dearest...
+1 to tht! ;D ;D
Peace. Have an uber weekend buddy!
oye hoey lush push :D
hahahah i would love to catch an elder cousin bro like this, as a mettr of fact even a younger one will do :D
Isn't it always fun when something like this happens?? Although, I'd agree with Jinxed Pixie... don't tell Mom!! :D
Cheers... hehe
You lil devil. Went and told your mom huh ? I would have done the same if something of that sort happened to me too ;) Lol...
i wanna get married now
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Hahaha!!! Pol kholne mein jo mazza hai woh chup rehne mein kahaan?!!! :D
hawwwwwwwwwww u told ur mom!!!! bad girl!!!!
aisi cheeze batayi nahi jaati
tats just plain blackmail!!..how could u stoop so low..;-)..hehe..hopefully my sis ll nevva have to catch me like tat..so how much did u loot him for???
OMG!!!That was hilarious!!!kya tymin hey!!bhai ki toh...kya kamaal ki behen he...wow!!luvd every bit of the post..aise hi interesting posts likha kar!!
@ Jinxed Pixie
i had been lucky, but things do change u know.
lolz. obviously, i had to tell tht to mom. or otherwise, mazza kaise aaye :D
@ Kartz
lolz, buddy, u cud only blaickmail to cuz. who else. and tellin to mom was inevitable :D
@ Seher,
U bet babes, such chances are rare :D
@ Arnab,
Fun? ultra fun. i had to, had to tell mom buddy :D
@ Dhanya
u caught me ryt. li'l devil. so m i :D
@ Chriz,
u want me to catch u as well?? :P
@ Ki
Bull's Eye!! :D
@ Mayz,
arey bai, hadnt i told mom, toh baat aage kaise badhti :P
@ Dream'R
undoubtedly. such chances are rare. oh well about the amount i looted, i guess some 6k and tht was nominal enuff for him keeping a secret like tht from me:D
@ Anwesa
m glad u liked it. sure. i ll do :D
ROFL!
what chalu chappati's you guys were.. poor your brother.. and my god! what cunning creature ur friend J is!!:P
i had a blast reading this post.. was maha fun!
hope no one from your family reads ur blog:P
else the poor guy's gonna be in trouble even after giving that big treat
Awesome post girl....couldn't keep myself from smiling. :)
Lucky you, got the lunch sponsored and a free shopping spree too! *envious* ;)
Great blog and super cool template.
Tht was one cool post!!and u shdnt hav told ur mom. U bad gurl! :P
kuch log kabhi nahi sudhartey... nalayak...rabb mujhey toh tu kabhi naa dikhein on a date...else meri toh jeb hi khaali ho jaayegi...mummyyyyyyyyy
omg I just wont be able to control my temptation if something like that happens...I'd tell yes. LOL!
;-)
Keshi.
@ Raka
hehe u said it :D
@ Praveen,
I made them read it purposely :D
@ Bondgurl
hehe.. i got lucky :D
welcome to the blog and thnx..
@ Ria
as i said, mazza kaise aata :P
@ Harshi
:P
tu dekhti ja. terit o band bajaungi :D
@ Keshi
u must gurl. or keeping the secrets myt start a stomach ache :D
LOL
1. How come all sakshis turn out to be bitches? I like it!
2. Fuck this makes me want to have an elder brother who i can spot in action. Such awesome fun!! Yay!
But did you really tell your mum about your bro's gf? That would have been bitch like. Mean mean girl.
Nice one, tho it made me J.
;)
S.
@ Sakshi
rofl- Sakshis are bitches :D i dint know tht, btw, no offences intended to u, if u call urslef so, ill withdraw tht one from the person here in question, we 'll look for a meaner adjective :D
hehe, dun worry, even if u find a younger one, go for the same thing :D blackmail :D
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