If, you are wondering, what do they mean, in my opinion, some people are as useless as things listed below.

Ø Baarish mein tapke kutte/ billi!
Ø Ruki ghadi ki sui!
Ø Namak wali kheer!
Ø Jale hue halwe!
Ø Toote dil ki yaad!
Ø Khaye hui chicken ki taang!
Ø Rakhi sawant ke acquired assets! :P
Ø Choosa hua aam!
Ø Raaste ka pathhar!
Ø Kati patang!
Ø Kutte ki poonchh!
Ø Gadhe ke seengh!
Ø Phate hue tissue paper!
Ø Onion peels!
Ø Crushed Aluminum foil
Ø Kisi uncle ki denture!
Ø Indian Railway ki toilet seat!
Ø Phate hue dhol!
Ø Flop film.
Ø Chhed wali paani ki bottle
Ø Loose elastic ka pyjama!
Ø Paida hoke gawaya!
Ø Condom company ki complaint!
Ø Bina magzine ki pistol
Ø Bina paani ki tooti!
Ø Sadak ke gaddhhe!
Ø Daya ka toda hua darwaza!
Ø Tooti bolt!
Ø Dhoodh ke fatele hisse!
Ø Unchargable simcard!
Ø Bina genie ka chirag!
Ø Daaru ki khali bottle!
Ø Toothbrush ki last bristle!
Ø Tooti sandle ki heel.
Ø Lipstic ki khaali tube.
Ø Ek horn ki maar! (I use it for our watchman)
Ø Ek thappad ki maar.
Ø Ek foonk ki maar.
Ø Tube ka starter!
Ø Pankhe ka holder
Ø Chawwanni.
Ø Doomsday ka fuse!
Ø Gastronomical Jwaarbhata

P.S last two are taken from Motumaster track of movie Udaan
P.S. Any additions are more than welcome :)